Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 31, 2023

Or weather people around here changed that a few years ago. Now they say 70% coverage.

There’s always a chance.

“There isn’t a 100% chance of climate change destroying modern civilization! There’s only a 70% chance.”

The ‘warming’ has nothing to do with Co2, it is the moisture in the atmosphere.

You need to get rid of that basketball you swallowed, then your posture will get better

She sure works hard to prove Ralph wrong, maybe she will convince him that he was wrong on the wedding vows.

My doctor told me the problem with my back is it is too far from my front.

We have 5 different weather apps in our house – if we don’t like the forecast on one of them – we look at another one – just like the weather forecasters on tv – none of them agree. Pick a channel or an app for the results you want… The only job that I know of where you’re paid to be wrong 90% of the time…

I’d still bring an umbrella…even if I end up not using it, I’d rather have an umbrella and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Ralph, you deserve a standing ovation! d;o)

I knew I married Miss Right, I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Quit the midnight milkshakes and your posture will improve!

Sorry Ralph, but your long posture prime.

But there always 100% chance he’s wrong.

At least Ralph knows that the “wife is always right”. Giggle snort.

You and me both, Ralph.

We see Ralph in his underdrawers all the time. Only ONE kind – white with red stripes………or, red with W-I-D-E white stripes…make your own choice. Couldn’t he afford a different kind? That family affords ANYTHING they want on a mall cop’s pay or retirement home gate keeper – whichever one he is this week. Wherever they live, those jobs pay immensely well, apparently!!!

Maybe his posture problem relates to his standing order of donuts

What a horrible person. She gets off on proving him wrong. She probably has to go change her panties for being soaked.