Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 29, 2009
Transcript:
Cathy: I need a crunchy snack! Have some celery. I need a salty, crunchy snack! Have celery with salt! I need a greasy, salty, crunch snack! Have stir-fried celery with salt! I need a greasy, salty, crunchy snack that's smashed flat and cut into little circles or triangles!!! Stand back! I have a mallet and scissors!!! Celery chips: Last desperate offer of the after-8:00 pm chef.
ejcapulet almost 16 years ago
Just one more reason I go to bed very early.
funnyfan928 almost 16 years ago
Celery with PB and raisins (AKA ‘ants on a log’) makes a good diet snack.
iowaweav almost 16 years ago
And here I thought worms ‘n dirt was gross.
summerdog86 almost 16 years ago
“Ants on a log”! Good one, funnyfan. I’m going to use that one on the kids. They will love it!
alondra almost 16 years ago
Sorry but celery ain’t gonna do it for me. Where’s the chocolate?
CorosiveFrog Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Get what you want, dammit! You won’t desintegrate!
Jeez, why did we burned our bras in the 70’s? The last power opressing women right now is not an evil patriarchy conspiring against us, it’s our own need for a control we can’t and shouldn’t have. Our own overblown perfectionnism encouraged by magazines that are not made by men but by other women.
robertolopez144 almost 16 years ago
“Are You even allowed to go that far in comic-strips!!!”LOL RIOTIOUS!
arceedee almost 16 years ago
Marktrail, I’ll take the barbecue sauce; just hold the celery.
dragonass almost 16 years ago
Oh look. Kathy broke up with Irving and is having lunch with her true love!
iowaweav almost 16 years ago
dragonass says:
Oh look. Kathy broke up with Irving and is having lunch with her true love!
(laugh!) With a name like yours, I think you might know a thing or two about the subject ;)