MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 24, 2023

Coming in on a wing and a playa!

Old Standards. No Chevron, and no Exxon.

When he returns for the rest, the shop keeper will regretfully tell him: I ain’t got no body.

Oof!

You’ve been hanging out with Stephan Pastis again, haven’t you, Justin?

“I ordered much more than that. Don’t you have any brains, man?”

Earworm city.

When he gets home, he’ll exclaim “I left my heart in San Francisco!”

How ironic: all these oldies and it’s not a rerun for a change.

Moan!

Originally Victor Frankenstein ended his university work without graduating.to pursue science beyond what was known or taught. No assistant either.

Shoooby doobie doo!

I would say that the shaggy dog story still lives, but I am not sure that is appropriate. Canis hirsutus redivivus?

He’s going to need a Porter to haul all that Cole.

Today’s pun-ishment has been ruthless!

Lucky, Ruth….

Grrrooooaaaannnn!