Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 29, 2023

No. It’s, “Thank you!”

Kinda the wrong sort of vampire for what they prob want I’m gonna guess

I thought it was for Lio: The Movie.

Hey, I would hire him, as a waltmart greeter, but no one would probably notice him…

Shouldn’t it be called Midafternoon then? :P

What would Stephanie Meyer think?

Lio obviously never watched Twilight.

Vampires should not sparkle… unless doused in white phosphorous.

That’s clever, took me a while to tie into “Twilight”, but I got it, funny…

Lio refuses to sparkle.

That movie would be VERY interesting with not only Lio, but with Eva Rose playing Bella.

Hang in there, kid, there’s always callbacks.