Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2023

Just one of many reasons why I don’t swim in the ocean any more. Tear it a new fin, Rip.

What the H-E double hockey sticks is that shark doing in panel two?

Where’s the ominous music? There’s supposed to be ominous music. :)

KA-ABANDON SHIP!

That shark hasn’t got a chance.

Maybe stick to showers next time, Haywire. You can never be too careful when it comes to sharks.

They’re gonna need a bigger Rip.

“Rip, this may come as a total shark to you…”