B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 31, 2023

You don’t see many of those neolithic cans in the fossil record

A time travelling can?

Fritter fritter? Isn’t that a fried food? Still cute for a sound effect.

Reminds me of the early days of “Sherman’s Lagoon”.

What do you call trash that has existed since 1200 BC?

Garb

Because it doesn’t age

Where do you throw your trash at night?

In the dusk-bin

Time for some canned laughter?

Who else did they expect to touch it?

That crab seems to just fritter. Has it lost it’s fizz and gone flat?

A ship was in Antarctica , science exploration….dropped camera several hundred feet deep…..picture of a Coke can…..in the ’60s.

Crabs have tinnitus?

Actually, a rather sad commentary any way you look at it.

Just goes to show ya that some aspect of humans has been trashing the place since the beginning.

I’ve been to Marcus Island. It’s about halfway between Midway and Japan. It is about a thousand miles away from any frequented beach. It’s amazing how much urban trash washes up on its shores.

Subliminal message? Suddenly I am in the mood for eating some crab fritters with some soda pop in a can.

Wonder if that can floated from the place where they send the floating questions blocks?

We were hacking our way through a dense, mosquito infested, cedar swamp, when we suddenly stepped onto the most beautiful, untouched beach. It was a semi-circle of blue, about 1/2 mile across, bordered by a broad band of perfect white sand, flanked by an unbroken wall of green. The horizon was the expanse of Lake Huron, as seen from Manitoulin Island. We had lunch on the beach, stripped off our heavy, bug proof clothing, and ran naked on the beach.

The crab’s going to redemption to get 5 cents for the can…he’s a real penny-pincer.

Huh. Canned crab. Now I’m thinking about canapes. Maybe some of those little cucumber sandwiches and tea.

Crustaceans like to party too.

Pink Sand beach in the Bahamas. No litter, seaweed, cigarette butts, jellyfish, and the faint glow of pink. Recommended!

Great Guns, it’s Eugene Krabs!

Here come the human bashers now.

In all fairness, that could have drifted with the current for a while!

No question about it, humans are touched…

But, he’s just sidestepping the situation.

ANACHRONISM