Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 30, 2023

and if neither things, then when another barfly gets asked to pay for Andy’s share or the police come in

was Andy blocking the pot or is it missing!

i like a man who knows his destination

So, the usual.

or if you’re drunk, whether you fall into the canal or get arrested by the cops…

The Devil’s in the details!!

Well, that answers my question yesterday. Chalk one up to Chalkie.

Or if I stumble into the canal or if I get arrested or if if if…

Flo, just hit him over the head with that purple what-ever-it is!! Chalkie will thank you.

ETA is dependent, on circumstances. A lot like local Transit.

One wouldn’t expect any less from Andy in terms of punctuality and commitment!

a surprising amount of variables in such a typical night

Why doesn’t Chalkie get tired of buying?

Looks like the regular pot has been replaced by a fondou pot. At least Andy didn’t call Chalkie chummy or cheery.

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Or how long it takes him to swim out of the canal. Dilly! Dilly!

That’s pretty much the strip, right there in a nutshell.

And that is Andy’s time line at the bar!

Be happy that he will be out of the house for a while.

Indeed, Andy, it does.

Yawn!!!

Poster More Cats Than Sense who posts at Ten Cats has joined Eldo in “coventry”. :-(

Then there’s also it depends on when they release him from jail.

Hi Gweedo! Are you in touch with Eldo? I know part of the story. I was also wondering if he is ill? I don’t know that I just was wondering. I miss him being on here.

Poor Andy, every night it’s the same two imponderables.

Honestly, Flo. Save your breath.

xxx

As with so many complex calculations, it can be a challenge to come up with an exact answer — there are just too many variables.

It also depends on whether or not he gets nabbed by the cops.

yeah, haven’t you read this comic before?

@rjm and the Eldos. Pretty soon everyone will be moved to the Profiles. We have to figure out how to smuggle files and digging tools into the Gulag.