WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 02, 2023

Okay then i wish you find me another genie.

Inflation is so bad now, if you wish for a million dollars, the genie has to 1099 you by February 1st.

Same price, less content.

That’s what you get for ordering a genie from Wish

I think my first wish would be that the genie would be my best friend for life. After that I wouldn’t need a second wish.

Or shrinkflation.

In that case, I wish I had another genie who would grant me an unlimited number of wishes.

Nope. Your first wish it to have more wishes.

Use your first wish to ask for two extra wishes. DUH.

Have you noticed that all comic strip genies are blue since that Disney cartoon?

My luck! ☹️

Wish tax

Deja Vu, somewhere else…