The moment I realized my hearing wasn’t as good as it used to be: I hadn’t heard anything out of the ordinary, but my grandchildren’s mother suddenly stepped over to the stairs and called out, “What’s going on up there?”
Moms have the hearing of a deer, the eyes of an eagle, the sense of smell of a blood hound, the voice of a PA system on 10, and the two way touch of a wasp or a warm soft fleece blanket.
Moms have selective hearing. We can choose to ignore irksome questions and we can hear a complaint from across the street or from the laundry room in the basement
I was recently trying to get my eight year old nephew to stop doing something annoying and he said “I thought you were all about fun” with just the right mix of hurt, disappointment, and anger to make it devastating.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Keep it up, Hammie. Mom will have you doing stuff you won’t like.
C over 1 year ago
So true, both
cmxx over 1 year ago
The moment I realized my hearing wasn’t as good as it used to be: I hadn’t heard anything out of the ordinary, but my grandchildren’s mother suddenly stepped over to the stairs and called out, “What’s going on up there?”
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
But she has a whole list of fun and entertaining chores you can do!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
c’mon Hammie…
there are holes that need digging
toys that need smashing (or melting)
reptiles that need catching
bugs that need torturing
the possibilities are endless ☺
ladykat over 1 year ago
I don’t hear quite as well as I used to.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Moms have the hearing of a deer, the eyes of an eagle, the sense of smell of a blood hound, the voice of a PA system on 10, and the two way touch of a wasp or a warm soft fleece blanket.
paulprobujr over 1 year ago
Pretty much.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Wanda needs to understand that there are guy-thing fun and girl-thing fun, which is one of the reasons two parents are desirable.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Mom can overhear over here, and over there.
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
Mom’s hear everything.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Here I thought Hammie was sitting outside his own door.
WHAT.A.SET.OF.EARS!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Moms have selective hearing. We can choose to ignore irksome questions and we can hear a complaint from across the street or from the laundry room in the basement
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
Hammie is in trouble now.
J-Yoshi64 over 1 year ago
They forgot to draw Zoe’s mouth in the last panel lol
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Dads usually are…..
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
plus, mom has eyes in the back of her head…
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
I was recently trying to get my eight year old nephew to stop doing something annoying and he said “I thought you were all about fun” with just the right mix of hurt, disappointment, and anger to make it devastating.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD