Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 17, 2023

Broomie how is it you weren’t covered in flies ?

It’s hard to think anything could smell worse than Broomie… but that one did.

This would have been more effective if a police B&W pulled up and found that crook had fainted dead away from the sight and smell of that thing!!

Would be wonderful if it would be that easy!

But this one was!

She must have deep pockets to have stored an entire hoagie!

I’ll be in Chicago next weekend. I’ll give it a try.

Robber was a coward….lol

isn’t she lethal by herself already?

Mugger: “This is a stickup! Now come on, your money or your life!”

[Long Pause]

Mugger: “Look bud, I said, your money or your life!”

Jack Benny: “I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

…

Thug: “You’re gonna give us $10,000, or we’re gonna break both your legs!”

Jack Benny: “Does it have to be both?”

But who carries around an old hoagie in their pocket just for that situation..

Wake up, that hoagie IS lethal…

Deep pockets!

That’s definitely not an off-the-rack dress.

Hoagie: Don’t leave home without it!

But you yourself have to be able to withstand the stench, not even to think about the maggots and worms and mold, Broomie….

But that one is.

If you try to eat it that hoagie would be lethal.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww