The Middletons by Dana Summers for June 16, 2023

The old Special K “pinch an inch” commercial…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjyluxYyRjw

Mom’s got no room to talk. She’s already gone from slab to side of beef.

then you don’t want to blab about weight

Look who’s talking

Blabbing from someone that’s all flab.

Then it’s time to retire the spare tire,

It’s okay until you jiggle like Jello, then you know it’s time to go on a diet, stout fellow.