Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 07, 2023

“Well, he’s not bad looking, but what’s that got to do with anything?”

Attention gardeners! Dragon excrement used as fertilizer will keep rabbits and other pests out of your garden!

Keep him away from the Chili cookoff

A dragon who is hotter on the outside than on the inside.

What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

How much does a dragon weigh?

Depends on the scales.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight Knights!

I guess there are no large bodies of water close by…….

Of course Henry is hot, there’s a fire in his belly.

He just needs to let off some steam…

Show him the moat.

He’s cool off better soaking in the moat.

The Count thinks Taylor Swift is hot.

Henry was dragon his butt and he’s dragged it into the bird bath to cool it down.

I wonder if the Wiz has explained to Henry about the birds and the bees?

What was her first clue? Lol

Bad Henry! Not a bidet!

And the last thing Id needs is a hot Henry!

Reminds me of the joke in the movie Airplane: the police break in to the apartment of a very buxom woman, and she says, “Hey, is this some kind of a bust?” And Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) replies, “Yes, ma’am…it’s very impressive!”

One belch and the Kingdom will go up in smoke.

“I think we need a bigger bath.”

What was your first clue!

I hope he doesn’t attract dragonflies.

Too much flame breathing

Cool!

Could be going pottie.

I hope he doesn’t need to go to the vet.

I’d say diarrhea.

That is something that you do not want to hear about a dragon.

Hemorrhoids.

Need to help him be cool? Give him a leather jacket. It worked for Henry Winkler.

“If you think Henry’s hot, you should see the bird he’s sitting on!! NOT a happy camper!”

I think Henry has been blowing it out the wrong end.

Send poor Henry through the car(or cart) wash.

Henry ……….. your going to need a bigger Basin ……. a “WAY” Bigger one …. :)

Gonna need a bigger birdbath…

That’s the ugliest bird I’ve seen in a bird bath!