MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 31, 2023

Bubble power? What a delightful concept. Renewable? No pollution? Cost efficient? Naw. Too good to be true, besides why would the government want something so simple. You can’t tax and regulate air or can you?

Oh Dudley, you little ray of sunshine you.

Always a sting in the tail….

Sir Dudley, must you always be so negative?

The tin can of gloom.

If that is a walnut shell, the meat would feed a human for days, and squirrels would be in heaven. (I made sailboats out of English walnut half shells, but could never make little cannons for them.)

Not everything a bee stings will result in the bee’s death, since the barbed stinger doesn’t always get stuck. Especially bubbles since they will just pop.

AIUI, sharpness doesn’t pop bubbles; heat does.

Is Justin saying that Dragon/damsel/mayfly is actually a bee?

A worry bee is as bad as a worry wart.

We bizarre behemoth’s our skin is too rigid and so their stinger and venom pump stay behind, and they die. their stings are hooked so staying is programmed into them.

Sir Dudley, that was not a nice thing to say! Do you hate all bees, even conscientious ones?

A bubble-powered walnut-shell ship is a highly desirable mode of transportation on the pleasant pond!

Ship ahoy!