Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 10, 2023

Yes the dress makes you look..

Q: Does this dress make my butt look big?

A: Yes, but I like big butts.

He does not realize that the ridiculous figure that she got it for is him.

There’s an old saying… you can’t be done shopping if you still have checks in the checkbook!

Nowadays, it’s… you can’t be done shopping if you still have a signal.

Don’t say it, Dave, you’ll be sorry.

If he says it, he’ll be the ridiculous figure in the dress.

I am lucky in two ways. One, my wife is an exercise fiend and can fit into just about any thing she wants. Two, we have a VERY comfortable couch.

I wouldn’t FIGURE on saying anything Dave.

If Dave knows one thing to be true, is to keep his mouth shut regarding questions about her figure!

Dave, keep in mind. that’s how YOU DREW HER.

It’s not…………….

No, it isn’t. She’ll remember it and remind you again and again.

I stopped showing hubby my fashion finds long ago. He doesn’t ask how much they cost and I never ask if he likes what I’m wearing.

I’ll bet somewhere there’s an “ALMOST FREE” sale going on to celebrate too …!

my wife has been a lot more relaxed about clothes shopping since i told her that the person she’s shopping for is her, not me…

Yes, yes it is.