Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 19, 2023

she got her units all mixed up – seems she’s workin in metric

Rather surprising that Trout’s latest insult was just a thought, and not spoken aloud, as it usually is.

365 steps a year, yeah. I won’t be waiting to cheer her.

Delusion comes in handy a lot of times.

(Not for us hunka hunka burning love types but for other people.)

Being profoundly delusional is one of the qualities that we love about Agnes.

Instead of adding one each day, try doubling it. That’ll get you to your marathon goal a wee bit sooner.

Delusion is also one of Agnes’ abundant qualities.

In a similar vein.. I recall my dad telling me that if I picked up a newborn calf everyday I would still be able to do it when it was a full grown bull. Gave it up after it was weaned, became harder to catch.. so never did fully test it.

Say what you want about Trout— her math skills are impressive.