Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 04, 2023

that’s a history you definitely WON’T learn on Wikipedia.

I didn’t know even half of that!!

Who says you can’t learn anything from reading comics?

Trout, can’t you just say “thank you”??

Joey Chestnut will be at today’s hot dog eating contest. Maybe the girls will watch.

Makes more sense than anything else I’d heard.

Sounds like something Madea would come up with. Happy 4th everyone!

A future Jeopardy tournament player! Her recall is amazing!

Went to Valley Forge last year. Saw the cow’s memorial.

And now we know the rest of the story………

Originally from 2017,Agnes must have read the same American history book as that guy who praised the Continental Army for protecting our airports.

Ensuing ropes of goo doesn’t sound appetizing

As a history buff, this is particularly enjoyable. I am sure it is what people hear when I start talking about Jefferson.

Those who misremember history are doomed to re-eat it.

‘ENSUING GOO’ love this so much it’s going in the fun phrases folder.

Are you sure that it was a cow? :)

Yes! Yes! It’s true! Every word of it! I was there!!!!

Everyone seems to have had a great time with the comments. Its been awhile since I laughed this hard reading comments. Thanks to you all!

“Ensuing goo.” The joke’s on the reader.

Agnes always amazes me.