Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2023

Quick someone boil some water and get some sheets or towels. Do ya feel like you’re in a Hollywood movie yet ?

Is that Baby Popeye on the wall?

The last thing you want to hear your midwife say when you’re having contractions.

It’s okay. You’re okay. You’ll be fine.

Now just breathe. "Hee, hee, hee, hoo. Hee, hee, hee, hoo. … "

Put on your Catcher’s gear.

The pregnant pause immediately after was awkward.

call 911… the paramedics will deliver… you to the hospital….!

And you’re telling someone this…NOW?

She au pairs to be having second thoughts.

She just can’t deliver the goods. :)

Call the midwife… ‘s career councilor.

the way to deal with that mindset is just to take baby steps…

Another capital pun.