Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 26, 2023

And yet if you find a joke book beside the toilet of the home where you are a guest, you do not hesitate to peruse.

Do you?

I thought the Nintendo Switch only worked in handheld mode, tabletop mode, or TV mode. Now you’re telling me it works on the toilet too???

Where do you see the image, in the water?

I wouldn’t touch ANYTHING of Scott’s now…

His Hand-Held should not be hand-eld… ☺

The question is why Scott is still handling it.

Nice to know she still looks good.

This reminds me of George in a Seinfeld episode.

sound advice indeed