Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 12, 2023

To me, the only good beer is served at a bar, saloon, what have you! Nearest bar (VFW) is about 12 miles away. So I don’t get good beer anymore

You can get a clean sweater from J.C. Penney for $30.

Wonder who the CIA was trying to get talking. Im sure it was black site. Performing karaoke has to be considered a crime against sentient beings everywhere.

And their last song was, “Meet Me In The Bathroom.” And they fought at the door. What a mess.

May the abhorred be with you as they are with debris, and gesundheit.

And, again, rich people can’t afford to pay more in taxes?

There is a sucker born every second and ten people to fleese them.

Beer made with fried chicken? How is that even possible? Though I would totally get beer-battered fried chicken. After all, there’s beer-battered fish which is awesome.

We had a Rhinus Lotz in town, but the Big Lots had better jerky.

Once I made fried chicken while drinking a beer.

35 hours of karaoke is impressive. Even more impressive?

The playlist consisted solely of Who Let the Dogs Out — yet the singers actually survived!

: )

35 hours of karaoke and now they have no friends

If I bought that sweater with the last of my money, my Gran would rise from the dead, wash and darn the thing.

I’m like Kurt Cobain: come from Washington (just not Seattle nor Aberdeen).

the bit about the karaoke reminds me of “They Shoot Horses Don’t They” except singing not dancing. Taking something fun and making it a nightmarish ordeal.

There’s got to be a market for beer swilling crocked pork!

Rhinus Lotz. Isn’t he the one who holds a Guinness World’s Record for the Largest Schnoz?

Never liked Nirvana. Too noisey and screamy…

You know, these obscenely wealthy people who buy this stuff (Kurt’s shirt) could do so much for thousands of disabled veterans, St Jude’s hospital for children w/cancer, for legitimate medical research, or simply feeding the hungry.

$334,000?? And there are children who go to bed hungry.

Yeuck !

Are there even Nirvana fans that would have that much money? /s

Cigarette burned, un-washed in 30 years goes well with today’s ripped jeans.

This special chicken is only eaten by drunken kung fu masters