Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 09, 2023

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    She doesn’t look well.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s a very close-knit family. I hope they don’t spill their drinks in there.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    There’s always one that eats everything.

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    Pet  over 1 year ago

    The party won’t really start until she takes off her top ;-))

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    PaulZagorsky  over 1 year ago

    I think she’s just full of herself.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    has it been a year, all ready?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    My family is so small, we could hold our reunion in a telephone booth.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    but are they all there?

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    She’s ready to pop!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    All you have to do is open up to people, hon!

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    Alverant  over 1 year ago

    OMG she ate them! She ate all of them!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It would be more fun if you let your family out.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It was raining, so they all went inside.

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    I contain multitudes.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    That is fantastically funny, and clever! Thanks Mark, made my Sunday…

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    How do you know there’s not a bigger one ?

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