Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 27, 2023

hope they have hearing insurance or something of that sort

“Most music is audible. Maybe you can run yours up above the human range.”

I Cee now.

Agnes could probably play some ethnic music that sounds like the instrument needs tuning on purpose.

♫ “Don’t fear the thrasher…” ♪♫

(Until she starts “playing”)

She’s so Punk Rock!

She seems to have the amp plugged in with no electrical mishaps…so far. The first chord could be a doozy.

You have to master the rules before you can break the rules

Joni Mitchell has an amazing body of work based on in usual tunings. Great role model for Agnes!

Conventional chump that I am, I found myself wondering if she has ever actually learned how to play the guitar. Then I realized that by her reasoning, that isn’t necessary either. Makes me glad we don’t have audio comics.

agnes will skip the playing part and go straight to the setting on fire and smashing segment…