Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 04, 2023

I’m surprised that this has a definition of its own!

Wonder how these clown sweat candles sell.

Not a good merchandising name.

Me too. THAT aroma is a lot harder to come by than you would think.

Who ever sniffed a clowns armpit ? Whoever it was, THEY’RE the clown.

As if clowns weren’t scary enough—sweaty clowns?? Augghh.

I’m as stunned as Agnes. How does Trout recognize that at her age? I thought you had to be at least thirty and seen a few rodeo’s.

A hint of seltzer… and pants… 〠

You can tell that they are clown sweat candles by the jets of water they squirt in your face

Clown Sweat Candle would be a good band name.

Laughing

But what did the machine do ??

Hints of candy floss, sawdust, excess makeup and tears.

clown sweat smells like shaving cream pie…

Let’s hope Trout is not speaking from experience, she’s just being creative.

The surprise is that Trout knows what clown sweat smells like