Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 14, 2023

After his big win, he has a paid up bar tab.

He’s wiped out as far as this game is concerned.

Might as well celebrate the other team’s win now.

As they say, Andy’s get up and go, got up and went…

I’ve always been impressed that such a layabout as Andy is, he can still play football. [Soccer]

Why is even allowed on the team??

we call this: Call of Duty.

Andy’s get up and go got up and left.

And look at him go! Coach knew Andy had some energy left…

Andy decided that today the best way for him to help the team was to leave it. He’ll be back tomorrow.

It’s called Football anywhere other than the US as you spend most of your time using your foot. In fact, using your hands is often a foul. So why is it in the US they have Football where most of the time you use your hands, and only sometime the foot. Don’t get it.

Is that a Senior soccer league?

Andy needs a shot of adren-ale-ine.

He’s going to the Recovery Room. ( That’s the name of the pub next to the hospital )

True story, there used to be a bar by that name across the street from a hospital in Phoenix, Az. where many of the off-duty nurses and doctors hung out.

There is a Motel near me named ‘The Office.’

And in the end Andy does his retreating act!

Must be a pint low.

He found something that motivates him.

A man’s got to know his limitations, and Andy obviously does, sometimes.

Replenishment is where one can get it.

He’s going ahead to get the drinks in for you all after the match.

Not.

xxx

Andy ran out of Ale…..

When the going gets tough, Andy gets wasted.