Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 16, 2023

Maybe save that idea for Halloween?

The dimension where everyone is a potty mouth. Or, as I’ve been calling it, high school.

But Marigold, her phone is already connected to the internet.

“I will send your phone to a dimension of unspeakable horrors!”

We call it “Twitter”.

The Dimension of Unspeakable Horrors may consist of unspeakable horrors to whoever enters it. What would a phone consider to be an unspeakable horror?

So, she’s sending Phoebe’s phone to Twitter?

The “dimension of unspeakable horrors”? I wonder what’s in—

Oh. It’s full of… Well, let’s not speak of it.

The airplane button. Then it would truly be an unspeakable horror.

Android phone in a land of IPhones

Can’t we start with the Dimension of Speakable Horrors first and work our way from there?

Besides, that phone no doubt cost a pretty penny, so her parents would take a bit of an issue with it if all that money ultimately just went to waste like that.

Ha, and we all thought Dr. Strange defeated Dormammu. Turns out Dormammu got hold of Phoebe’s phone and fell down a TikTok rabbit hole.

Thanks for saving the universe, Marigold!

But just think of what photos it will take while it’s there . . .

The Dimension of Unspeakable Horrors can be abbreviated as DUH… an appropriate place for those electronic devices which are contributing to the decrease of intelligence in our society. Marigold should send every phone there. The world would be a much better place.

A dimension without Unicorns.

Why not start with the Dimension of Speakable Horrors and see how that works?

well, at least Marigold got Phoebe to look away form her phone for a bit