Monty by Jim Meddick for July 09, 2023

Xiang is the correct dialect for Hunan but I think the characters are the same as Mandarin. So the doctor wouldn’t say it was Xiang.

Somewhere, a lawyer is sure that Monty has a case against the city.

Learning Chinese is a must these days.

I didn’t recall that Monty was set in New Jersey.

LMAO. XD

If your fortune cookie says, “Someone you know may be in Jeopardy.”, a proper Jeopardy response should be in the form of a question. It might be “Who is it?” or “Is there anything I can do?”

A$$-HO (le)

That’s the same name of our favorite Chinese Restaurant in Katy Tx.

Monty’s must have 9 lives, 1st the escalator, now a bus.

And he still hung onto that little strip of paper – impressive!

Hunan Garden threw him under the bus…

It’s a pity he didn’t have that translated before he left the restaurant.

He missed the bike rack by this much! :)

 sic transit gloria mundi

Gloria threw up on the bus 6 days ago.

Ouch!

You really walked into that one, perpetually perplexed Monty!

The bus logo is on the button.