B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 15, 2023

Time to invent the atlatl.

Rule to stay healthy. NEVER lie to your doctor. Tell them EVERYTHING. Your life could depend on it.

This reminds me of a guy we were testing for endurance. We asked him if he did any regular exercise, he said no. After the test (he tested extremely fit), he admitted that he commuted daily 14 miles on his bicycle.

Just get to the point, and spear us the trouble……

He’s doing so much better than I did when we were forced to practice back in school sports.

But I was only preparing dinner!

I don’t have to toss a spear to throw out my back; all I have to do is bend down to pick something up off the floor.

never go to a chiropractor unless you have had MRI x-rays show nothing and they crack on a broken disk and it will kill you witch doctors

Put a little too much effort into that grunt…

Remember the character Spearchucker Jones played by Fred Williamson in the movie M A S H?

I was thinking that he hit his head, and that’s why he doesn’t remember doing anything strenuous.

My back will cheerfully throw itself out at the slightest provocation.

In the stone age, “strenuous” usually meant something like fleeing from a large predator. One usually remembers such things.

Not on purpose anyway.

Yup. The same thing happens to me, but it usually comes after putting on socks or getting out of bed. I mean, REALLY. WTF.

“But for some reason, someone just stopped by to give me a medal made of gold…”

Where’s the guy who caught it?

Next time, do not forget your atlatl. Some spear chucker you are.

I hope he hit what he was throwing at.

I spent a number of years on night crew at a supermarket and the worst thing to pick up is a case of paper towels to toss on the top of the shelves – light but wide and bulky.

When men were men…..

HI-KEEBA!

Who gets that reference without using Google?