WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 19, 2023

That’s too bright and clean to be a real wine cellar.

Estrogen is wonderful stuff

Not if he planed to sell them honey.

Scene in Busman’s Honeymoon – Lord Peter Wimsey arrives home to discover that this has happened to his prized port. (Dorothy L Sayers -author)

OMG! If he was aging them to be enjoyed when they’d reach perfection…

No one dusts using water.

I also polished your coin collection and refinished your 16th century furniture.

Sometimes it’s what on the outside that makes many people think that what’s on the inside so much better (whether it really is or not).

NOOO!!!!!

And got rid of all those old baseball cards.

Just put some new fresh labels on them. Most people won’t really know the difference. Weren’t most of them past their expiration dates anyway?

It is now…

I guess it’s no longer a cellar’s market.

He suppresses the urge to choke her.

A long time ago my ex-wife’s grandmother emptied out about 30 bottles of wine from our cellar. Another reason why she is my ex. Present wife not only enjoys the occasional glass, but her brother back in Scotland works for a distiller and has sent very nice bottles of his company’s product and makes excellent recommendations for Scotch and Irish made beverages. The cellar in the new house now requires a key for the first door and a thumbprint and password to unlock the second door.

Homicide Is justifiable here.

I told you ma, I hire maids to do the cleaning…

Painful…