Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 04, 2023

Fuggedaboutit…..

Who?

He forgot to remember to forget.

What were we talking about?

The best poli ad;

https://youtu.be/wz_V4lRdtjo

And whatever he forgot to say, he wouldn’t do anyway.

I’ll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man I’ve ever seen.

The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.

Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?

It slipped his mind.

Was checking my son’s essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word ‘hll’. So I told him to never forget…

The hills have ’i’s.

That’s the problem with ‘the folks like Sen. Belfry’, they have ‘all kinds of good words’ for their constituents when it is election time BUT………they PROMPTLY forget those ‘good words’ once they are back in the ‘friendly confines’ of the ‘Halls of Congress’ where they only have to remember the promises made to fellow politicians in order to get ‘certain’ pieces of legislation’ passed ! ! ! !

That’s okay, he’d either forget it, or what it was wouldn’t be good for us.

He’ll forget about them.

Shut up and sit down

“But I will definitely do stuff about things you don’t like.”

First he’ll beg them to vote for him. Then he’ll forget about them.

At this point, ALL Americans seem to have been forgotten!

Shoo them aside behind the barriers so he can get to those generous needy under the table donors. Photo ops extra.

They say that memory is the second thing to go….

Typical!

spoken like a true politician…