Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 27, 2023

Does Zipper still have time to drop the class without failing?

“to be continued..?! what kinda term paper is that?”

Slacker possibly

hahaha

Somehow, I don’t think Zipper is cheating if he hasn’t even done the term paper.

Did anyone else look at Zipper’s monitor and feel a suffer of relief that we don’t use CRTs anymore?

Looks like Zipper’s career at Walden’s is over.

I was going to try that once, but they wanted to charge extra for mispelled words. You can imagine what I told them….

considering how short the paper was it should be proof of originality ’no one would pay money for this"

Zipper is found to be the only student who didn’t cheat?

If I had a fake term paper I would have turned it in on time there, Columbo.

An online term paper he can cut up and submit in installments. Sounds like a plan

Buying online lit papers. How quaint and soooo 2000’s.

Zipper’s paper will be so ridiculously incomprehensible that there will be no doubt he wrote it with his own two hands

In a college that guarantees A’s for all students, why would they care about students buying term papers?

Zipper: “I’m enrolled in an English lit class?’

… but… I haven’t bought it …. yet.

Walden must take the issue seriously, because they aren’t just sending around privates or corporals to do this spot checking. This guy’s a full-fledged captain!

See, if you put things off long enough exciting things start to happen. :)

Get a warrant.

Can’t get busted for cheating by buying a paper if you never turn that paper in!

And again, events make a Doonesbury re-run an “Aw, gee… remember when?” event. Who pays for term papers when ChatGPT will write one for free?

Got a search warrant? No? Begone!