Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 20, 2023

Order something different, Ziggy. Or go somewhere else.

No, thanks. I can make my own.

Today may not be the day to “Seize the day!”

So what is a SALA followed by a crude drawing of a heart supposed to be?

But it comes with a side of Topamax.

And do it quickly, before it gets away!

Seizure salad, before it escapes.

is that a dressing or should I be concerned if I order it. :\

Ziggy go eat at McDonald’s next door, it’s safer, but not better and you still don’t know what your eating.

You might need a type O negative transfusion after you eat it.

What, the IRS comes and grabs it when you’re halfway through?

They serve it under a flickering light.

Seizure mentality never good for community, that is for those who like community. Ziggy is the community kind. A dog, a cat, a fish, a parrot. He don’t take to any other way.

Perhaps serve it with carp, and call it ‘carpe salad’

I thought salad was supposed to loosen you up, not seize up.

The only salad that smells like burnt toast.