Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for June 07, 2023

Beam her up, Scotty.

sounds like the day i’ve realized i’ve graduated from college

Don’t make eye contact Dan…don’t!

I’m surprised that I noticed. I usually don’t pay attention.

Ooo!

Guilt— we specialize in it.

Beam me up, Scotty!

Bi-focals?

Once again, explaining the gag removes the zing.

I feel oddly vindicated :)) if you have a beam in your eye it should make it difficult to see a speck in someone else’s. Yet they seem to not only ‘see’ the speck but it’s somehow magnified, exaggerated and, the bearer is vilified.. in other words, transference. So they’re walking around finding fault where there is none while knocking people over with a big ol’ telephone pole they are denying exists AND playing victim. I hear ya sis. XOXO

Well, Amanda, that obviously does not apply to you since you have no defects! :)