Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 19, 2023

My old sport jackets fit me fine. It’s the slacks that don’t anymore.

Yeah dude you might want to get rid of the spider and the webs. Before putting the jacket on.

Heck no, that’s a spidey suit. We could be onto something here.

Get rid of the cobwebs.

Spiderman

The haberdasher said the jacket had a self repairing silk lining,

Wait! Is he Spiderman?

Hey; At least he is consulting with the household fashion advisor. She has a vested interest in keeping him looking presentable.

Wait’ll he sees the state of his cubicle. Cleaning staff has been working from home.

A recent survey asked the question to the stay-at-home re how many hours do they actually do the work when they are supposed to be working for the employer. Also, if they are not working then what are they doing during that time.

The average was 50% of the “work hours” were dedicated to doing the job. The things that they were doing included shopping online, watching a movie, playing video games, drinking, getting it on with their partner, and sleeping.

The marketing guy who reported it was quite indignant about the loss of US productivity. He ended with “people must come back to the office”. Maybe but considering the labor market there probably will be a significant number who will say NOPE!

Thank dog for telemedicine. I work from home 3 and sometimes 4 to 5 days a week. And get more done than otherwise.

Just remember to wear pants!

“Some Jacket”!

It’ll look good with his bell bottoms.