Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 20, 2023

He’s not the man(tis) he used to be.

Well no wonder. The last time he tried to talk to you you took his head off.

How to get ahead in life!

are you gonna finish him, or would you like a doggie bag?

And for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

Yeah you just “eat” his head though! (This is what we say in India when someone bugs the hell out of you just by talking a lot!) #PunIntended

Give them head once and all they do is complain.

I don’t think he’s listening either.

What do you mean? You just talked his head off.

She’s kind of “fickle” – if she doesn’t talk his head off, she bites it off.

She wants to have/eat his head and expects him to be able to use it too

If only pumpkins came in size of his head.

What would you like to eat? I suppose you don’t do that anymore either.

It’s hard to talk with someone whose head you have just bitten off.

Pray tell? What did you expect?

Whine, Wine, Whine.

Now he’s really an airhead!

Are going to eat that?

well, it’s hard to talk through your stomach with no lungs to power the voice.

At least he got to have s_ex.

Well, every time we do talk you bite my head off, so what’s the big deal?

Makes sense, women always say men never want to talk after sex…

Not a good listener either. This is taking “brain dead” too far.

Funny

Aw, how romantis!!

Of course not, you bit his head off.

when he met her he just lost his head…

I don’t eat anymore either. What are we doing here?