Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 13, 2023

She’s getting cranky.

In today’s world, you have to wait until the kid tells you what it thinks it is.

To be determined later.

Can she turn the crank and have him or her pop out whenever she’s ready? Or does someone else have to do it?

So Jack WAS in the box?? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Don’t even get me started on the new one where the ‘baby’ is now called a ‘theybie’. For Heaven’s sake. Getting out of hand.

He must be “Joking.”

Don’t you worry. When your kid is 5 the teacher with the cotton candy hair and Adams apple will decide for you

You should do an ultrasound, jester be sure.

Brings a whole new meaning to “Pop Goes The Weasel”.

Jackie in the box has another jumping out of her box…

POP