Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 20, 2023

Having lived most of my life within 5 miles of the Arthur Kill, the sea channel between New Jersey and Staten Island, we can give the Chicago River a run for it’s money in terms of gargage.

Chicago, home of deep-pan pizza, real pizza…

Somebody ought to clean that river up.

Chicago, my home town, was born there but I escaped and moved to a Forest, talk about the difference between night and day.

Did they ever shoo all of the Hare Krishnas out of O’Hare? Back in the ’70’s you couldn’t walk 10 feet without some schmuck trying to shove a Baghavad Gita into your hands.

I bet ol’ Betty only snaps because people keep going on about her weight.

Love that song. Keeping the speakers far apart for best listening.

Ironically they’re seeing her presence as a sign that the river is cleaning up.

Chonkasaurus are carnivores, RJ would be a tasty treat.

National Geographic has a piece on Chonkasauras where a biologist identifies it as an old male who is bloated from overeating. LOL

Don’t think you’d like her diet R.J. Dead gang members are just ickky.

There must be high fructose corn syrup in the greed dye they use every St. Patties

Don’t bother, RJ. First the county board is going to meet followed by an aldermanic meeting and the policiticans, the lobbyists, et al, need all the sludge they can dredge out of the river themselves.

The Chicago River used to occasionally catch fire (along with some others). It’s better now but I don’t think RJ’s gonna find any Twinkies there!