Apparently Marcus doesn’t care about his wife being exhausted and her body having to go through twelve pregnancies (or eleven if she has twins like Marcus’ mom). And you can bet Marcus will be too cheap to hire any help for her. “You’re the mother, it’s your job to take care of the babies yourself. See you later, I’m off to the golf course.”
Twelve ain’t gonna get them into the Guinness book. There are plenty of families that have 12 kids. My first obstetrician was one of them. And I went to a school with a kid who was one of 13 so my doctor was already beat. But last I saw in Guinness was the most prolific mother had 69 kids. She had all multi births. And I think the father had a couple more kids from another marriage.
My parents had 11 kids. They were poor parents, mostly because of lack of time and maturity to care for all those kids. They still would have been mediocre parents to 2 kids.
Daeder over 1 year ago
Remind him that there are over 8 BILLION PEOPLE on this planet!
Olddog1 over 1 year ago
She had a long way to go. The record number of children by one woman was 69. 4 quads, 7 sets of triplets and 16 pair of twins.
sueb1863 over 1 year ago
Apparently Marcus doesn’t care about his wife being exhausted and her body having to go through twelve pregnancies (or eleven if she has twins like Marcus’ mom). And you can bet Marcus will be too cheap to hire any help for her. “You’re the mother, it’s your job to take care of the babies yourself. See you later, I’m off to the golf course.”
crookedwolf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Please don’t sideline her career..
gsawyer101 over 1 year ago
“Cheaper by the Dozen” by the Gilbreth’s both efficiency consults https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheaper_by_the_Dozen
jagedlo over 1 year ago
He wants 12, but will he be willing to pay for all the expenses that entails?
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Maybe that whole multiple children thing is hereditary.
david_42 over 1 year ago
I had five sibs. My brother had no kids, I have no kids, one sister had two and the other three had one each. My eldest sister adopted a second boy.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Back when I was training truck drivers, a student told me about his wife and her 19 brothers.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Twelve ain’t gonna get them into the Guinness book. There are plenty of families that have 12 kids. My first obstetrician was one of them. And I went to a school with a kid who was one of 13 so my doctor was already beat. But last I saw in Guinness was the most prolific mother had 69 kids. She had all multi births. And I think the father had a couple more kids from another marriage.
locake over 1 year ago
My parents had 11 kids. They were poor parents, mostly because of lack of time and maturity to care for all those kids. They still would have been mediocre parents to 2 kids.
Maswartz over 1 year ago
Run Nicole RUN!
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
I’m already thinking of Nicole’s health.
m b over 1 year ago
Is it a full moon – many people seem to be argumentative today in the comic forums – quite a few forums :-(
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Wished I have more then 2.
carlosrivers over 1 year ago
That phone looks so tiny in his hand