Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 18, 2023

After wearing this, he definitely will be as “tender” as meat.

ExJANEge excluded?

It’s a loining experience.

I used to get my father red dress socks for every occasion. I barely remember a couple of times.

Just give me a flu………

“Aw, you didn’t have to. You shouldn’t have.”

(You really really didn’t have to. You really really shouldn’t have. Really.)

What did you expect?

They shoplifted that one. It’s a purloinedcloth.

they coulda gave him a coffee mug…

https://i.ibb.co/SvyW70B/mug.jpg

What did Cheetah get you? Probably just another banana…(groan).

People think one of his loincloths is patriotic because it has Tarzan stripes on it.

He wanted English Leather cologne.

Because you always seem so happy to get them.

Could have given him a new vine. It would be like getting a new car!