Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 14, 2023

No, a pair of boots though.

I don’t wear gloves. These are kitten mittens.

If the cat did have some, they wouldn’t fit on anything as large as your feet.

Do you really think the cat would give you any!?

Okay, okay, but they’ll come with its claws

…Adam before Eve…

…well, this sp-ices things up a bit…

…I taught I taw a puddy tat…

…luckily she wasn’t named, Muffin…

…and that’s how Frida was born…

…Friday is wash day on the island…

…that’s when Ginger, MaryAnne & the Professor found out that Gilligan was the real big man on campus…

…(that’s why he asked for a pair of sox)…

…and the cat said…

…but the tail is supposed to be in the back…

…you should see my Volkswagen…

…was his reply…

…just the fax, ma’am…

…just the facts…

…deep fake Oreos…

…now with pop rocks…

“Just keep brushing me. Soon you’ll have a pile of fluff that can be carded and spun into yarn, and then as soon as you learn to knit you’ll be golden. But watch out for turning that heel, it’s a bit tricky.”

And pish-tosh to those who said Frog Applause had no sox appeal!

Start brushing that cat. You’ll have enough hair to make a pair of socks in no time.

You make a grown man Mona Lisa.

I think I would have asked for an undershirt and a pair of tighty whiteys.

I see black socks and I want to see em painted black.

Didn’t Donovan have a hit song, ‘Elec-trical Banana’? I think that was the information for that odd gizmo on the Blog.

Puss-in-Boots has no socks to lend you, but you can have a hairball if you want.

I would think you’d need more than socks at this point! Get some clothes on and we’ll negotiate for the puuurfect socks!

trendsetter!

No wonder this guy’s nekid (sic) …!

Adam and his cat.

Tough tittie said the kitty when the milk went dry.

Bing ChatBot:

A reader’s comment to the cartoon word balloon “do you have an extra pair of socks?” could be “I hope you don’t have cold feet!”

Bing ChatBot:

A reader’s comment to the cartoon word balloon “do you have an extra pair of socks?” could be “I hope you don’t have cold feet!”

There you have it: conclusive proof that ChatBots are every bit as lame as Frog Applause™.

logical question. but not to a cat

Toe socks.

Socks the Cat gets its name from its black paws, not from having real socks, you bare-footed Dingbat!