Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2023

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She kept leaning over too far. She was wait-listed.

I didn’t have to quit. They fired me.

Her career as a waitress is no longer on the table.

suggest you try being a chef, Julia…..!

She’s thought about going into the hotel-motel industry – but she has some reservations about taking classes here. Also, she felt that one of the teachers did not treat her right – she may need to lodge a complaint.

She didn’t answer his question, which was too convoluted. A simpler and more effectively setup line: “why did you quit?”

I’ve got a tip for you. :)

“Check!”

Very Clever, funny too…

Obscure but magnificent pun.