Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 18, 2023

C’mon watchdog, do your stuff!

I used to have a watchdog once.

I used to tease it.

I’d insult his breeding.

I’d make fun of his family.

My friend asked me “Why do you do all that?”

I replied “I’m winding him up”.

Oy! Can always bite their legs. On the count of three…ambush them you go right and I’ll go left… ready?

Hey! Where did you go?

Come back here….

should have taken a Powerhouse from the vending machine

Why am I “NOT” surprised… Poncho…. :)

That’s not a mech warrior, that’s a battle suit. I guess you could call it a battle mech, but the mech warrior would be the person inside the unit, not the unit itself.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go look up the word “pedantic” again to see if they’ve added my picture to the dictionary yet.

He would just pee from fear in the metal suit anyway! :)

Mr. Inpatient’s dog ;-)