Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 29, 2023

I guess she’ll have to pay when they get to the restaurant.

On a tour in Argentina our group was warned about pickpockets. One lady got pick-pocketed in the first five minutes of walking. I guess she didn’t get the idea.

Real thieves tell you to log in to get that parcel you never ordered.

Pick Pockets have gone the way of the dinosaur in Chicago. The approach now is a little more Direct, as in (with a gun in your face) “Gimme your money and car keys”!

Watched the pilot for “1883” last night and a pickpocket was caught and hanged on the spot.

They’d get nothing but practice from me.

I always safely put my wallet right … uh … What happened to it?

who has enough money for a wallet?

My wallet is empty.

I take the screws out of my pockets after the project. That way they don’t keep poking me in the leg.

Watch out for warning signs about pickpockets. People see the signs and immediately check for their wallets—which gives the pickpockets the clue they need to find and steal the wallets quickly.

https://www.rd.com/list/pickpocket-warning-signs/

What no pocket lint?

most guys would be happy with a couple screws…