Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for June 15, 2023

How did these cats learn German?

I don know, Dennis, but I bet one of our family will translate for us. Anybody?

GUTEN MORGEN HUNDESIND HUNDE KLÜGER VIE KATZEN? WENN SCHWEINE FLIEGEN!GEGEN DUMMHEIT GIBT ES KEINE PILLEN! BIN GLEISCH WIEDER ZURBÜCH!JA FRÄULEIN!

GOOD MORNING DOGSARE DOGS SMARTER VIE CATS? WHEN PIGS FLY!THERE ARE NO PILLS AGAINST STUPIDITY! I’M RIGHT BACK TO WORK!YES MISS!

I learned a little German in grade school (grades 4-8), but I don’t think I ever learned much of what Chesney is saying. I know “Guten morgen, Hunde” and I know “Ja, Fraulein”, but beyond that, I haven’t a clue. Eighth grade was a loooooonnng time ago. And once the final exams were over, I had no real reason to remember any of what we learned.

Today is:

National Foam Party Day

World Elder Abuse Awareness Day

Global Wind Day. I hope we don’t have a global wind! I’m going to be working in my garden and that can be difficult if it’s too windy.

National Megalodon Day

Magna Carta Day

Nature Photography Day

National Smile Power Day

National Career Nurse Assistants’ Day

Uhhh, Fahrvergnügen!

That’s easy for you guys to say, Chesney and Jack! What makes you think the dogs speak German?

Even without the translation, we know it’s an insult. Love Jack’s comment.

So did I.

Kitten update. I took all 8 to the shelter yesterday. Sadee weighed them and all 8 made the 2 pound requirement. Even the tabby was at exactly 2 lbs. I’d never seen the big bathroom that Susan told me about. It’s REALLY big and is all set up for cats and kittens. Lots of toys, mats, cat houses, etc. There’s a big walk-in shower, too. Sadee and Robyn said they let the kittens spend most of the day in there and not in the cages.They left early this morning to all get spayed and neutered. They’ll go to PetCo this weekend. There’s going to be a bigadoptathon so maybe everyone will get a forever home.

FREE MCTS!!!!!!

Don’t let the German suck you in! It does say what you think, tough…congrats to whever posted it into a decent site!

I trust our beloved TC members, MCTS and ELDO will be either reinstated or come back as new entities. Such a shame about our being deprived of the wonderful MP4s and jpeg pictures. I’ve been checking into Cleoandcompany.net on a daily basis now. Wow, talk about posting great pictures, videos, etc.

I got the when pigs fly. Je ne parle pas Allemande.

Anybody need a safe cracked! I have a couple cats who are very good at opening all kinds of closet doors and buffet doors. I’m sure with a little practice they could master the safe!!

Such a catty back-handed compliment

FREE MORE CATS THAN SENSE!

How do you say “very sneaky” in German? I don’t know much German, but I do know that “guten tag” means “good morning.” That’s pretty much about it. On another note, saw a butterfly, a rabbit, a robin, and a sparrow while out walking today.

Hello everyone, I just came across this strip. May I ask: why are these kittens are speaking German?