Close to Home by John McPherson for June 28, 2023

she is carrying some extra “baggage”

In 1975 I worked in a nuclear power plant. The guards had been trained to know everyone by there appearance. A very good security system.

Be glad it’s a facial scan, not a fecal scan.

Trivial Factoid:

History reveals that Sun Tzu, an ancient Chinese military general, strategist and philosopher, is traditionally credited as the author of The Art of War, an influential work of military strategy that gave us the quote:

Keep your friends close, and your enemas closer.

— your friends at AutoCorrect

What happened to fingerprints? ☺️

Actually, it would be interesting to know how well facial scan technology can compensate for significant weight gain or loss since the reference scan. Plus scarring, different amounts of facial hair, etc.

I suppose I could try to look it up.

An Aggie scanner.

The scale is much more painful

Did she go to Mexico for a facelift?

Just got off cruise in Hawaii where they used these scanners. Pretty amazing!

I like those new airport facial scanners. I blow through customs now. It’s great.

The TSA is frighting, but these machines are horrifying, cause it’s too close to reality…

I’m guessing the tear threw off the recognition.

I see an inherent problem with using facial scans, get a nose job or grow a beard and it doesn’t recognize you.

Just wear a Groucho pair of glasses with nose and mustache. :)

Like Ball Park Franks…….they plump when you cook ’em!!!

At least it didn’t call her Butter Ball…

I thought the Juggalos were helping us avoid facial recognition, why are they helping the cops now?

How does it recognise any kardashian or any other plastic fantastic zealot?