Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 26, 2023

Vegan chorizos?

Sounds like a good start to me.

A mildfire in the wrong place at the wrong time can become a wildfire.

Plant based food isn’t even real plants. It’s just green processed goo.

Vegan chorizo must be like vegan bolognaise: an oxymoron.

Vegan chorizos is just wrong on soooooo many levels…

Vegan chorizos? I don’t think RJ would even touch that with a 100-foot pole.

In “Calvin & Hobbes,” the sky was orange because of a color film negative (in Calvin’s mind).

Why do I thing he burned it on purpose? Vegan chorizo…BLAAAAA! (the Vegan part anyway)

Actually, vegan chorizo isn’t bad. It is one of the better pretend meats (some of which are pretty awful).

Sadly, the smoke from the Canadian wildires is so thick today you can actually smell it. koff….