Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 01, 2023

Close, but no cigar

What are you doing here with my wife? Flo you look different.

who the heck is he!?!?!?!?? are you new to town? seems Andy is the sober one here

Regardless of their horror, Andy is proud of his achievement!

Looks like someone just Capped his pants.

Oh well Andy, it beats the canal!

15 pints, I’d be p’ing in the canal tonight

And how’d you get in?

I saw that coming from the first panel.

Call the police, Mister!!

Have you been drinking? I smell beer on your breath.

No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!

My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter….

But, I don’t think anything would make my Budweiser.

Its possible, since Andy is not wet from a canal fall, he is on the other side of town or another town where no one has heard of him

Just one more pint and you would’ve hit 2 GALLONS!

No one has mentioned the purple suit? Sad but true story…. A lady friend of mine had some meth head couple banging on her door last week late at night. It took the State Police fifteen minutes to get there. She was alone in the house with her two children on a side road in a very tiny village here in northernmost Maine. The couple had set up a camper somewhere near by and unfortunately are still there. Unfortunately, the laws seem to protect squatters and the couple is still living there.

But to what home, Andy?

The curse of tract housing- they all look alike-ooppsie wrong house.

If he doesn’t know Andy, then this is the perfect time to ask for more beer money!

One house to the left….not right Andy………hic…..

15 pints? I am impressed my his cadging skills!

Oops! You got home, Andy, but to whose home?

WHO is that man sitting on the couch with Flo!?

That’s the problem with all those council row houses, they all look alike in the dark. Like those cookie-cutter housing developments where all the houses are the same. What’s a poor, disoriented drunk to do?

Why is Andy home so early?

Maybe that’s Bob and Mrs Bob from “Schitt’s Creek”.

This is why you keep your doors locked at all times.

In his defense, all houses look alike, when you’re in that condition.

He’s having a good night—missed the canal and found a home.

Locational awareness comes slowly through an inebriated brain.

It’s Chalkie’s fault for taking the wheelbarrow to the wrong house!

Andy, ya shoulda sipped, instead of supped the 15 pints…

Oops, wrong house!

Give him half credit for avoiding the canal tonight.

Well, he did get himself to someone’s home, safe.

Andy could ask you the same thing, mister.

“Who are you and what are you doing in my… Oops, never mind.”