Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 01, 2023

Pretty soon, he’ll be "mad"hesive about it.

There’s a curve

The newest fad pitch is born: The gum ball

Oh my Gum! GUM on, guy!

Shouldn’t have given up tobacco.

Call down to the bullpen to send in the lefty.

We need someone who is in his right mind.

It’s always something on the mound….

Stop buying Gorilla Gum.

Not enough oil on your glove?

Sometimes it’s gum, sometimes it’s snot.

You’re at your mitt’s end.

“We just replaced Randy’s regular gum with new Oobleck! Let’s see if he can tell the difference. "

Now he’ll have a 10 game suspension when the ump checks his glove.

Right in the mitts of a no-hitter, too.

And it was sunflower seed flavored gum, he’s trying to wean himself off the seeds.

Facepalm.

Do they REALLY think someone is going to lip-read them? And they don’t talk loud enough to be overheard