Ben by Daniel Shelton for June 21, 2023

The plot is from the 19th century?

I for one, welcome our cyber overlords….

I hate software updates of late. It is all style over substance. The number of times I’ve had an update only to find that the functionality I use a lot is either gone, hidden, made worse or takes several more clicks to do it instead. If these idiot designers can’t do that properly, I dread to think what they’ll deliver as AI

I firmly believe all inanimate objects are sentient. Lawnmowers that quit running, sewing machines that make knots instead of stitches, printers that jam – they are all plotting against us.

next thing you know he’ll be prostrate on the floor making obeisance

“That’s not my back…”

Silly old man! Cortana won’t help you!

He’s learning how to push it’s buttons.