Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 26, 2023

Marigold’s goal was to confuse Phoebe in performing her prank…she did so, but not in the way she originally intended…mayhap that was just what she planned all along? Nah, she’s an oblivious unicorn…unless, of course, there’s a possibility that this is just another cover-up…WE NEED ANSWERS!

Well if Marigold isn’t here (even though she clearly is) then I guess we can’t admire her, even though she likes it very much!

It’s not the worst I’ve ever seen. Like on a british reality show called “impractical jokers”. One of their so called “jokes” was just having a guy walk around a grocery store barefoot.

okay…

If you include the first panel, there are 4 statements.

I can prove you’re not here. Are you at the mall? no. Are you at school? No are you at home? No. Well then if you are not at the mall, at school or at home you MUST be somewhere else. If you are somewhere else then you’re not here.

You didn’t try that very well, Marigold.

I guess this is one of those jokes where you had to not be there.

You are a little too large to miss, marigold!

Today is not not opposite day, Marigold.

Nobody expects an April Fool’s Day joke on June 26th. Brilliant, Marigold!

You are not here! You are there. I am here.

I think that was a good joke.

This is like an episode of “Seinfeld,” in that it’s about nothing, yet is still funny. How you continue to get such comedy out of these two is the mark of good characters.

remember that time mG had rollerskates?