Monty by Jim Meddick for July 30, 2023

How fast can you run, “Morty”?

He should have stayed at his indoor “beach.”

He looks nice. He’s returning it.

Might be more believable if they weren’t the only 3 people on the beach.

“Tag. You’re it.”

Guy has a soft head!

“You know what they say. Two wrongs don’t make a right!”

Is that a know on the guy’s head?

A fist by any other name still hurts when it’s placed udside your head….

It’s a dangerous sport, and sacrifices must be made. Cover up your moobs, Moondog! :)

Is it really Monty’s fault if Moondog can’t catch? Why didn’t Moondog try harder? It’s not like Monty was throwing it that way on purpose. I used to tell my brothers, “Hey, I’m fat, slow, and lazy. Don’t throw it too far out of my reach or I won’t even try. I’ll just go back inside and drive mom nuts instead.”

I have a friend named Marty. I call him Morty all the time.

Love the dual exertion mouth Os in the first panel.

Too late.

Is it really a Frisbee™, or just a generic plastic flying disc?

Will it really matter to “Morty” after the Big Bearded Bald Dude pummels him?