Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 07, 2023

E.T. go home!

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

Hey, it’s that alien from the Simpsons.

Evidently, aiding in the defense of the planet is not in Agent X’s job description. And the Space Station only has the captain to repel invaders. Not a good system.

“I’ve got to get to the committee! — wait, they’re not auditioning for Earth’s Got Talent?”

Well they are not doing a good job of keeping the Aliens Out! I know that guy. He was on the Simpsons TV show last night. What’s his name Kang or Kodos? Those Aliens are big Stars in Hollywood!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4-1QRwq1Dw

Just tell them you’re shooting a men in black reboot

Space Squid eats the committee. Problem contained.

NASA has never been above fiddling with numbers anyway…

It’s not too comforting to know that the R.U. Sirius is both the first and last line of defense against alien invasion, especially since they aren’t very competent in either case.

So the only place the aliens can enter is at the exact spot in space where the R.U. Sirius is. Sounds like there’s no intelligent life amongst the aliens either.

This confirms what we always knew . . . there’s no intelligent life down here.

You cannot argue with the “competently” part.